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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Conservative Media

Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

"We all know that black holes are no different than the KKK."
Conservative Media

Tubetop Lahren Sees White Athlete Kneel During National Anthem, Head Literally Explodes

"Don't they understand it's only going to encourage these uppity urbans to do this more?"
Arts & Entertainment

Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year”

"WHY COME YOU GIVE AWARD TO KAEPERNICK?!"
Business

Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving

"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."
Conservative Media

Tomi Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack

"The fact is that when this material rests up against my clenched, angry, racist asshole it literally screams patriotism and respect."
Conservative Media

Tammy Lahren Busy Telling Black Man What He’s Experienced In Life

Right-wing pundit and Fox News contributor Tillamook Lahren is on a mission to educate black people so they know what they've experienced.
Conservative Media

Toni Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

Fox News vapid blonde fuckmuppet contributor Tummy Lahren doesn't like it when people of color have opinions that aren't her opinions.
MAGA News

Trump Supporter and Tabasco Lahren Agree: Only Welfare Taking Moochers Burn American Flags

Tammy Lahren recently implied that only people on welfare burn the American flag in protest. On a popular conservative podcast, the host agreed.
Conservative Media

Coulter, Lahren Team Up To Form The Kristian Konservative Koalition of Screeching Blonde Magpies

There's a new, probably racist, SuperPAC in town, run by firebrand blonde conservative commentators Ann Coulter and Trampoline Lahren.
Conservative Media

Tambourine Lahren Triggered by Random Black Man Praying

Only Telephone Lahren truly has an idea of how dangerous a kneeling black man is to the United States, and she's not afraid to speak out.
Conservative Media

Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets

Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?
Conservative Media

Bill O’Reilly Sends Commiserative Dick Pic to Eric Bolling, In Solidarity

Suspended Fox News host Eric Bolling got an unexpected bit of support from Bill O'Reilly, a former colleague and fellow sexual predator.
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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