Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of the most popular female conservative "fire brand" commentators all likely came from the same sewage treatment plant.
According to LabTest, Inc., they recently finished testing DNA samples provided by...
BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern California, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributing racist Tammy Lahren has been working diligently and with very little rest on a new list of...
LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has made quite career for herself out of defending the police in every famous case where questionable use of force is at the heart of the...
VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that she still "very much agrees" with the idea that "all lives matter" and that African Americans are "whiny...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that his coronavirus response task force has enlisted the service of three new specialists who the president believes could be "absolute game changers." President Trump called these new medical experts and...
NEW HAVEN, OHIO -- The American alt-right is reeling this morning after newly released court documents revealed that the InfoWars reporter known to many as the "Kent State Gun Girl" is actually one of the original screeching, racist blonde...
VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert Tammy Larue was spotted at her local army recruitment office this morning. Just hours after President Trump ordered a drone strike in Iraq that killed...
THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ -- With a ha-ha-ha, a ho-ho-ho, and a couple of tra-la-la-las, scientists in the Land of Oz held a press conference today and announced that they are no closer to pinpointing why right-wing...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK --Â Last week, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly gave a controversial interview to NPRÂ in which he seemed to indicate a belief that many immigrants who come to the United States are unskilled and do...
