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Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants the FBI, CIA, and local police organizations throughout America to investigate its citizens' toilets. The turd in question also happens to be the President of...

Country’s Largest Turd Seeks Nationwide Toilet Investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants the FBI, CIA, and local police organizations throughout America to investigate its citizens' toilets. The turd in question also happens to be the President of...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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