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Condolences Overwhelmed Rep. Thomas Massie’s Office After He Publicized His Micro-Penis

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Thomas Massie (Q-KY) is being cheered by his colleagues on both sides of the aisle, a rare feat these days. Both Republicans and Democrats are giving Massie a thumbs-up for the courage it took for...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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