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Founding Fathers to America: ‘Stop Asking Us About Modern Gun Violence, Dummies!’

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a recent seance and press conference in the nation's capital, reporters were able to contact and question the spirits of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and John Adams. All four spirits of course are best...
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Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels

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She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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