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State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Owing to a "need to keep the president's ego unbruised," Secretary of State Mike Pompeo officially declared the city of Slamdick as the capital of Thighland. MORE: Local Idiot Still President "It's my very big privilege and honor...

Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence of a new, previously unmapped country known as "Thighland." MORE: NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years "Very honestly,...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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