White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Seats President Trump At Kids’ Table

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Preparations are underway for a truly historic Thanksgiving dinner at The White House. "In 2009, we had an historic Thanksgiving dinner when the first black president hosted it here," White House historian Beverly Beaverton told us, "and...

Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned

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Ben Carson Compares Cleaning Up After Thanksgiving to Slavery

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Guy Spending 30 Years in Jail For Selling Pot ‘Really Happy For’ Presidential Pardoned Turkey

President Obama has once again performed the Presidential Pardoned Turkey ceremony, and one human inmate is really happy for the gobbler.

A Report from the Front Lines of the War on Christmas

We sent our top reporter to the front line of the War on Christmas to get the down and dirty on how the plot to erase Christianity from America by way of a winter holiday is going.
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