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Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.

Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5

After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop.

After Cutting Planned Parenthood Medicaid Payments, Texas To Blow Up All Dams

Texas will no longer reimburse Planned Parenthood with the state's medicaid funds, and they're taking that concept to other parts of their budget too.

President Obama Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ In Jade Helm Operation

Over the weekend, President Obama declared victory in the Jade Helm operation.

Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’

When young Ahmed Mohamed brought his homemade clock to school, he might have forgotten what state he lives in.

Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough

Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.

Atheist Texas Judge To Require All Christian Couples to Sign ‘Your God is Made-Up’ Document Before Getting Married

A Texas Judge's reaction to gay marriage has forced another Texas judge to fight fire with fire.

Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’

Texas' Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well...

Pat Robertson: ‘I’m Not Sure Who or What to Blame Texas Flooding On’

Rev. Pat Robertson just can't figure out why super-conservative, super-Christian Texas was hit with God's wrath, when it's usually pro-gay states that get it.

EXCLUSIVE! Leaked ‘Jade Helm’ Operation Details!

The Political Garbage Chute is your one-stop shop for all the Jade Helm details!
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