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Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

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Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.
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Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5

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After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop.
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After Cutting Planned Parenthood Medicaid Payments, Texas To Blow Up All Dams

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Texas will no longer reimburse Planned Parenthood with the state's medicaid funds, and they're taking that concept to other parts of their budget too.
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President Obama Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ In Jade Helm Operation

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Over the weekend, President Obama declared victory in the Jade Helm operation.
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Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’

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When young Ahmed Mohamed brought his homemade clock to school, he might have forgotten what state he lives in.
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Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough

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Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.
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Atheist Texas Judge To Require All Christian Couples to Sign ‘Your God is Made-Up’ Document Before Getting Married

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A Texas Judge's reaction to gay marriage has forced another Texas judge to fight fire with fire.
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Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’

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Texas' Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well...
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Pat Robertson: ‘I’m Not Sure Who or What to Blame Texas Flooding On’

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Rev. Pat Robertson just can't figure out why super-conservative, super-Christian Texas was hit with God's wrath, when it's usually pro-gay states that get it.
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EXCLUSIVE! Leaked ‘Jade Helm’ Operation Details!

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The Political Garbage Chute is your one-stop shop for all the Jade Helm details!
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