Tag: Texas
Proud Gun Owner Mom in Tense Mexican Standoff With 3rd Grader
A woman and her young child are in a Mexican Standoff over snack time.
Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution
Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they ...
Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5
After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign ...
After Cutting Planned Parenthood Medicaid Payments, Texas To Blow Up All Dams
Texas will no longer reimburse Planned Parenthood with the state's medicaid funds, and they're ...
President Obama Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ In Jade Helm Operation
Over the weekend, President Obama declared victory in the Jade Helm operation.
Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’
When young Ahmed Mohamed brought his homemade clock to school, he might have forgotten ...
Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough
Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't ...
Atheist Texas Judge To Require All Christian Couples to Sign ‘Your God is Made-Up’ Document Before Getting Married
A Texas Judge's reaction to gay marriage has forced another Texas judge to fight ...
Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’
Texas' Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well...
Pat Robertson: ‘I’m Not Sure Who or What to Blame Texas Flooding On’
Rev. Pat Robertson just can't figure out why super-conservative, super-Christian Texas was hit with ...
