Trump Tweets Sincere Condolences For Shooting At Columbine

"His base knows he's gonna shoot before aiming, or even really getting the gun out of its holster."

Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”

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Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out

"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."

Obama Offers to Loan Jade Helm Commando Unit to Texas for Harvey Cleanup and Rescue Operations

In Texas, are they so desperate for help in the cleanup and rescue efforts in the wake of Hurricane Harvey that they'd take it from Obama?

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Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

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Local Republican Proposes City-Wide Genital Registration Program

This Republican has a unique idea for calming down trans-bathroom panic.

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A woman and her young child are in a Mexican Standoff over snack time.
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