Warden Denies MTG Conjugal Visit With January 6th Attackers, Citing Illegality of Horse Fucking

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MAGA and ISIS Begin Terrorist Exchange Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- ISIS and MAGA have announced a new, joint venture today, calling it in a press release the "first domestic-international terrorist exchange program" of its kind. Inspired by the actions of 17-year old accused murderer Kyle Rittenhouse,...

Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

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Ted Cruz: “Why Do Democrats Cry Over Terrorists From Other Countries But Vilify the Ones Who Voted For Trump?”

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ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The terrorist organization known as ISIS, or Daesh, alleges that they have reached out to President Donald Trump, and are "extending a violent, murderous olive branch" to the White House. "Let us make it abundantly clear...

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- ISIS has issued a statement this morning, congratulating Vice President Mike Pence on the religious freedom task force started by the Trump administration this week. "Dear Vice President Imam Pence," the letter...

Syrian Immigrant: A Boat Full Of Trumps Capsizes And Only One Isn’t A Racist, Would You Save Any Of Them?

A Syrian American response to the Trumps and their xenophobia.

San Bernardino Files Paperwork To Be Declared a Muslim Country

The city of San Bernardino has filed paperwork to be a Muslim country, now that a terrorist attack has occurred there.

NRA Exec: Terror Suspects Have Second Amendment Rights Too!

One NRA executive explains why it's a good thing that terrorists can pass the FBI Background check.

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

One American Muslim ponders when he'll get to make assumptions about Christians like they make about him.
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