Terrorism

MAGA News

Newt Gingrich Sprouts Odd Looking Mustache In Wake Of French Truck Attack

James Schlarmann -
Newt Gingrich has got some stuff going on.
MAGA News

Trump Says He’d Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS Pay For It

James Schlarmann -
"To be honest, I don't even know who the prime menstruator or president of Islam is."
Foreign Policy

Local Republican Upset Obama Won’t Just Say ‘Ooga Booga!’ When Discussing Muslims

James Schlarmann -
Why won't Obama just use it?
The Political Garbage Chute

Dick Cheney Endorses Donald Trump For His Waterboarding Comments After Belgium Attack

James Schlarmann -
Donald Trump picks up a yooge endorsement from a fellow a-hole.
MAGA News

Daesh Spokesman: We Will Hire Megyn Kelly If Donald Trump Wins Election

James Schlarmann -
Daesh thinks they may have found Donald Trump's mortal weakness -- Megyn Kelly.
The Political Garbage Chute

President-Elect Donald Trump Vows to Change ISIS’s Wi-Fi Password

James Schlarmann -
Donald Trump has a simple solution to the problem of radical Islamic terrorism, specifically the group known as Daesh.
MAGA News

Sarah Palin: I Saw American Muslims Celebrating From My Backyard on 9/11

James Schlarmann -
Sarah Palin rides to Donald Trump's rhetorical rescue.
The Political Garbage Chute

Jeb!: We Can Defeat ISIS With ‘The Bush Family Secret Recipe for Middle East Success’

James Schlarmann -
Jeb Bush talked about how he'd beat ISIS, and gave some specifics to his plan.
Immigration

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

James Schlarmann -
One American Muslim ponders when he'll get to make assumptions about Christians like they make about him.
The Political Garbage Chute

Dick Cheney ‘Hella Bummed’ Trump Not Also Blaming Him For 9/11

James Schlarmann -
The former Vice-President has a sad over not getting credit for the Bush Administration's blundering of 9/11 intelligence.
123Page 2 of 3
- Advertisement -spot_img

Latest News

CultureJames Schlarmann -

DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
- Advertisement -spot_img

Newsletter Signup

(All Content is Satirical)