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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats...
January 22, 2020
Criminal Justice
McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial of President Donald...
January 20, 2020
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Ted Cruz: “Why Do Democrats Cry Over Terrorists From Other Countries But Vilify the Ones Who Voted For Trump?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was absolutely brutalized by then-candidate Donald Trump...
January 9, 2020
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Ted Cruz Vigorously Defends Donald Trump on “Meet The Press” for No Reason in Particular
DOUCHEBAG RANCH, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), forcefully defended President Donald Trump on...
December 8, 2019
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Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- So far in 2019, CBS News reports that there have been...
September 3, 2019
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Ted Cruz Defends Klansman’s YouTube Channel: “It Presents the N-Word for Debate in the Marketplace of Ideas”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz is a frequent guest on alleged comedian Steven...
June 12, 2019
Business
Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room
EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS -- All across America, "escape room" businesses have been cropping up. In...
June 12, 2019
The Democrats
Hillary Clinton Assures Beto O’Rourke DNC Forcing Him on Everyone is Winning Strategy
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On leftover official Democratic National Committee stationery she was...
March 19, 2019
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee has been interviewing Judge Brett Kavanaugh as...
September 6, 2018
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Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’ Healthcare
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With his military parade on ice, for now at least, President...
August 17, 2018
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Senator Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity
This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The very same...
June 13, 2018
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Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As
This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX)...
June 1, 2018
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
