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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted...
January 25, 2021
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National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot
CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of...
January 15, 2021
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Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just days before the violent pro-Trump mob ransacked the capitol building,...
January 8, 2021
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Ted Cruz Hands Arsonist Gas and Matches and Tells Him to Stop Setting Fire to Stuff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He would later tell reporters he "wasn't quite sure what ...
January 7, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls
This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential...
January 5, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans
This story was first published by our sister publication, The Pastiche Post, and is reprinted...
January 4, 2021
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife...
January 4, 2021
Conservative Media
Chanel Rion, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz Argue Over What Exactly Donald Trump’s Taint Tastes Like
It got ugly, it got heated, and sixteen hours later, three of President Donald...
December 15, 2020
Criminal Justice
Last Week, Ted Cruz Met With Trump’s Balls for a Supreme Court Argument Strategy Sesh
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Supreme Court of the United States will not hear the...
December 14, 2020
U.S. Politics
Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans
RIO PINCHE CULERO, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Taint) warned Americans during a...
November 25, 2020
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Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only presidential term, Donald...
November 24, 2020
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Cruz Awaits Poll Closings and News About Whether His Wife Will Be Ugly Another Four Years
FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Canadian-born-Super-Texan-Cowboy-Elite-Ivy-League-Lawyer Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) told his staff this morning during...
November 2, 2020
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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