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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the U.S. Senate held its first hearings on the violent...
February 24, 2021
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Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The acting Surgeon General of the United States has issued a...
February 22, 2021
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United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program
United Airlines has announced that after careful consideration of the events of the past...
February 19, 2021
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Mexico Offers to Pay to Send Ted Cruz Back to Canada
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- While residents of his home state of Texas struggle to...
February 18, 2021
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Single Term President Loses One More Vote Count and “Wins” Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it comes to losing vote counts, there is no bigger...
February 15, 2021
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Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days
LAKE DUMFUK, FLORIDA -- He hasn't even been out of power for a full...
February 8, 2021
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For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of uniting the country....
February 4, 2021
Criminal Justice
Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role in hyping up...
February 3, 2021
U.S. Politics
Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted...
January 27, 2021
Criminal Justice
Cruz: Senate Should Clear the Former President Because He’s a Private Citizen, Investigate Hunter Biden Instead
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing is becoming increasingly clear -- most Senate Republicans are...
January 27, 2021
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Hawley, Cruz, and Paul Leave GOP and Start the “Lost Cause Party”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the mid-19th century, the United States of America splintered, and...
January 26, 2021
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Cruz: “An Impeachment Conviction After He’s Left Office Won’t Make My Wife Any Less Ugly”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before he left office, the former President of the United States...
January 26, 2021
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
