Humor/Satire April 25, 2016 April 25, 2016 Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 18, 2016 April 18, 2016 Reince Priebus Kicks Over Bucket of Diarrhea, Asks it to Run for President by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 7, 2016 April 7, 2016 Arkansas Republican ‘Hopeful’ Ted Cruz Stokes His Xenophobia and Racism as Well as Trump Has by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 6, 2016 April 6, 2016 Report: Ted Cruz Had Victory Meal of Champagne and ‘Nasalcargot’ After WI Victory by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 4, 2016 April 4, 2016 Court Rules Ted Cruz is a Citizen, But Not a Member of the Human Race by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire April 4, 2016 April 4, 2016 Heartbreak! Even After Lobotomy, Republican Voter Unable to Vote for Trump by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 29, 2016 March 29, 2016 Trump Challenges Cruz and ‘All You Other Greasers’ To Rumble in Park After Dark by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 25, 2016 March 25, 2016 Muslim Cop Patrols Ted Cruz’s Neighborhood for Douchebags, Finds One Named Ted Cruz by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 24, 2016 March 24, 2016 Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’ by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 18, 2016 March 18, 2016 Ted Cruz: Let me be the AIDS to rid our party of Trump’s Cancer by James Schlarmann
