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Tag: Ted Cruz
God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke
Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.
Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’
A Republican voter can't decide between his party's two top presidential candidates.
Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself
The Zodiac Killer is tired of being compared to Ted Cruz.
Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump
Donald Trump has a unique choice in mind for his VP, and his name ...
Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him
Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.
Hillary Supporter’s Condescension, Hysteria Over Trump Finally Convinces Sanders Fan to Flip
One Hillary supporter successfully converts a Sanders believer.
Ted Cruz: ‘Carly Fiorina will bring back the Cheney tradition of lying pieces of shit’ as VP
Ted Cruz is thinking of tapping Carly Fiorina for his VP.
Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump
Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.
Arkansas Republican ‘Hopeful’ Ted Cruz Stokes His Xenophobia and Racism as Well as Trump Has
One man hopes Ted Cruz can live up to Trump's racism.
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