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    Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in...

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    Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

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    Republican Angry ‘That Fundie A-Hole’ Didn’t Endorse ‘That Orange A-Hole’

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    Area Klansman ‘Relieved’ He No Longer Has to Choose Between Cruz...

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    Carly Fiorina Hastily Canceling ‘World’s Worst Veep’ Coffee Mug Purchase

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    God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical...

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    Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another...

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    Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself

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    Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump

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