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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Ted Cruz Says Satan Is a Democrat, Satan Says Ted Cruz is a Demonic C**t
Ted Cruz gets a verbal smackdown from the Devil.
December 1, 2015
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Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal
Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.
November 30, 2015
Immigration
Ted Cruz Unsure If He Should Attack Mexican Immigrants or Syrian Refugees More
Ted Cruz is debating whether to stoke more fear over immigrants or refugees.
November 18, 2015
Immigration
Reince Preibus: GOP Candidates Know Hating Muslims is Only Path To Peace
RNC Chair Reince Priebus defends the GOP candidates' use of anti-Islamic rhetoric in response to the Paris terror attacks.
November 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
God to Ted Cruz: I Don’t Give a F**K About Your President’s Religion
God is not too happy about Ted Cruz and his thoughts on atheists in the White House.
November 11, 2015
U.S. Politics
Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5
After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop.
November 11, 2015
U.S. Politics
Politifact Staffs-Up 25 Fact Checkers Each For Fiorina, Carson Ahead of Debate
The fact checking site is making sure they have extra staff to rate the statements of Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina.
November 10, 2015
U.S. Politics
10 Ted Cruz-Approved GOP Debate Questions
Ted Cruz put out a list of the only 50 debate questions he'd answer, and we have ten of the best for you.
November 4, 2015
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer
Ted Cruz only wants to answer questions he likes and not any hard ones, you know, to be presidential.
November 2, 2015
U.S. Politics
People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions
The Republican candidates were not pleased with the questions they got in the last GOP debate.
October 30, 2015
Economy
Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns
A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.
October 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Donald Trump Is Racking Up The D-Bag Endorsements
From Tom Brady to Willie Robertsons, the douchebags are lining up to endorse Donald Trump.
September 29, 2015
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