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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
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Paul Ryan Says He Practiced ‘Smug, Punchable’ Face for Weeks Before SOTU
Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly practiced his SOTU facial expressions or weeks.
January 13, 2016
U.S. Politics
Nation Prepares to ‘Give a F**k’ About New New Hampshirite Political Opinions
The New Hampshire primaries are in full-swing, which means the nation is pretending to care about the Granite State.
January 12, 2016
Economy
U.S. Capitalist Economy, Pummeled by Obama’s Communism, Gains 290k+ Jobs in December
The December 2015 Jobs report is out, and it has Republicans worried that Obama's communism will never be contained.
January 8, 2016
MAGA News
5 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Ted Cruz’s Dick Smells Like Fried Snack Pies
I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz has a thing for fried pies. A gross thing.
January 7, 2016
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Backs Constitutional Amendment Repealing Women’s Suffrage
Ted Cruz feels the only way to get Roe v. Wade off the books is to get women out of politics, literally.
December 28, 2015
U.S. Politics
We Asked These 2016 Presidential Candidates What They Wanted for Christmas
Find out what your favorite candidate wants for Christmas here!
December 23, 2015
U.S. Politics
Town Republican Has Figured Out How to Vote for Trump and Not Hate Himself
One man has figured out how to vote for Donald Trump and not compromise his scruples.
December 23, 2015
U.S. Politics
Marco Rubio: I Would Bomb More Children Than Cruz
Marco Rubio tells a rally crowd he'd bomb way more kids than Ted Cruz.
December 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Muslim-Only Constitution
Ted Cruz wants a new Constitution for Muslims only.
December 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Another Republican Debate Drinking Game
This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.
December 15, 2015
U.S. Politics
CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit
Ahead of tomorrow night's GOP Debate, CNN has taken big steps to prevent toxic bullshit seepage.
December 14, 2015
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz Wants to Replace Donald Trump as the GOP’s Leading Douche
Senator Ted Cruz really hopes Republican voters think he's douchier than Donald Trump.
December 14, 2015
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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
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