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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
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Democratic Voter: Cruz’s Birthplace Doesn’t Matter; His Idiotic Views of the World Do

COLD STONE, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Cynthia Garrison says she will be "pissed as hell"...

New Hampshire Republican Torn Between Two A-Holes

He's just not sure who to vote for in the New Hampshire primary.

Bob Dole, John Kerry Initiate Ted Cruz Into ‘Iowa to the White House’ Club

Ted Cruz was welcomed to a historical club.

Sources: Ted Cruz ‘Such a Douche’ He Doesn’t Like The Beatles

Can even Ted Cruz be such a douche as to not like the greatest band of all time?

Ted Cruz: As President, If Anyone is Mean to Me, I’ll Just Walk Out of the Oval Office

Ted Cruz "joked" about walking out on the Fox News debate, but would he walk out on tough international dealings?

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

Terrified Reince Priebus Finally Realizes No GOP Candidate is as Electable as Mitt Romney

Sources say Reince Priebus is finally realizing his entire candidate pool makes his party look terrible, but what can be done about it now?

Sarah Palin’s Trump Endorsement: A Translation for Smart People

Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump was every bit the rambling incoherent mess you'd expect, so we translated what we could for you.

After Palin Endorses Trump, Cruz Looks For His Own Moron Endorsement

Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump is a major setback for Sen. Ted Cruz's presidential aspirations.

Ted Cruz: I’m Running to be President of the Republican States of America

Ted Cruz explains his Texas values mean he doesn't give a crap about people he doesn't agree with.

Ted Cruz to Struggling Middle Class Americans: Just Get a Million Bucks from Goldman Sachs!

Ted Cruz and Goldman Sachs made a deal that Cruz thinks could help lift every American out of financial ruin.

Ted Cruz Challenges Donald Trump To No Holds Barred ‘Battle of the A-Holes’

Who's the bigger a-hole -- Ted Cruz or Donald Trump? Cruz wants to find out.

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

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"...it turns out Eric Trump  spent all his money this week on magic beans...

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...