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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Marco Rubio Seen in Comedy Cellar, Woodshedding New Trump Material
Marco Rubio tries on the yuks to get the votes.
February 29, 2016
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Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.
February 26, 2016
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Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers
Donald Trump's candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.
February 23, 2016
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Ted Cruz Would Sign Executive Order Retroactively Deporting All Immigrant Families Ever
Ted Cruz wants every trace of immigrants wiped from the continent.
February 23, 2016
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As President, Ted Cruz Would Stop Cutting Crusts of GI’s PB&J’s
Ted Cruz doesn't want soldiers eating gluten-free meals, and he wants their sandwiches to keep their crusts.
February 18, 2016
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Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Agree U.S. Should Get ‘Dibs’ on Gravitational Waves
Two Republican candidates agree on which country should control the newly discovered gravitational waves.
February 12, 2016
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Donald Trump Offers to ‘Loan Ivanka’ to Ted Cruz for His Next Campaign Video
Ted Cruz decided to pull a commercial with a former softcore porn star, but Trump could ride to his rescue.
February 12, 2016
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As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’
Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race?
February 11, 2016
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Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat
One man's support of Donald Trump rests on his continual insulting of other Republicans.
February 9, 2016
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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’
The sexual tension between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is heating to critical mass.
February 9, 2016
U.S. Politics
Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy
A pro-life Republican explains why Ted Cruz's foreign policy works for him.
February 5, 2016
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Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’
Donald Trump said Ted Cruz stole Iowa from him because Cruz is a Mexican, which is wrong, but...
February 4, 2016
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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