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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Carly Fiorina Hastily Canceling ‘World’s Worst Veep’ Coffee Mug Purchase
Carly Fiorina puts her VP dreams back in the box where they belong.
May 4, 2016
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God Admits Telling Ted Cruz to Run for President a Practical Joke
Ted Cruz was the victim of a heavenly prank.
May 4, 2016
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Republican Voter Admits He Feels ‘Stuck Between a Douche and Another Douche’
A Republican voter can't decide between his party's two top presidential candidates.
May 2, 2016
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Real Zodiac Killer, Tired of Comparisons to Ted Cruz, Reveals Himself
The Zodiac Killer is tired of being compared to Ted Cruz.
May 2, 2016
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Donald Trump Announces His VP Pick — Donald Trump
Donald Trump has a unique choice in mind for his VP, and his name is Donald Trump.
April 29, 2016
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Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him
Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.
April 28, 2016
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Ted Cruz: ‘Carly Fiorina will bring back the Cheney tradition of lying pieces of shit’ as VP
Ted Cruz is thinking of tapping Carly Fiorina for his VP.
April 26, 2016
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Cruz, Kasich Agree to Trade-Off Being ‘Sligthly More Palatable Diarrhea Sandwich’ to Trump
Ted Cruz and John Kasich sent a letter to voters over the weekend.
April 25, 2016
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Reince Priebus Kicks Over Bucket of Diarrhea, Asks it to Run for President
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April 18, 2016
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Arkansas Republican ‘Hopeful’ Ted Cruz Stokes His Xenophobia and Racism as Well as Trump Has
One man hopes Ted Cruz can live up to Trump's racism.
April 7, 2016
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Report: Ted Cruz Had Victory Meal of Champagne and ‘Nasalcargot’ After WI Victory
Senator Ted Cruz celebrates his Wisconsin Primary victory in style.
April 6, 2016
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Court Rules Ted Cruz is a Citizen, But Not a Member of the Human Race
A court has declared Ted Cruz a citizen, but not a human one.
April 4, 2016
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
