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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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In Interviews on Fox News, Sinclair, and Bill O’Reilly’s Basement Podcast, Ted Cruz Says He Worries About Political Bias at Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before both the House...
U.S. Politics

Robert O’Rourke Pledges To Only Call His Opponent Rafael Or Zodiac For Remainder Of Campaign

LOS CHINGOS, TEXAS -- In the Lone Star State, a Senate race is heating...
Arts & Entertainment

Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying”

Rosie O'Donnell ignited a firestorm of criticism and controversy among the American right-wing of...
Criminal Justice

Ted Cruz Sends Trump Zodiac Symbols and Warning: “Do Not Release Those JFK Files”

"There could be very stiff, very swift consequences."
Arts & Entertainment

Ted Cruz Single-Handedly Ruins Porn for Everyone

When Ted Cruz liked a pornographic tweet from his official Twitter account this week, he started a mini-scandal, but did he also ruin porn forever?
Science & Medicine

Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’

Ted Cruz is the new chair of the Senate committee that handles science and space research, policy and budgeting, and his proposed law will make quite the splash.
Science & Medicine

After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’

Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
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Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before He Supports Special Prosecutor

Ted Cruz knows the only way Trump telling Comey not to continue the FBI investigation into Mike Flynn was bad is if Trump was getting blown at the time.
MAGA News

Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’

President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.
MAGA News

Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.
MAGA News

Republican Angry ‘That Fundie A-Hole’ Didn’t Endorse ‘That Orange A-Hole’

An angry Republican discusses Cruz, Trump.
MAGA News

Area Klansman ‘Relieved’ He No Longer Has to Choose Between Cruz and Trump

One klansman is super stoked on not having to choose Trump over someone else.
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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