Humor/Satire December 8, 2019 December 8, 2019 Ted Cruz Vigorously Defends Donald Trump on “Meet The Press” for No Reason in Particular by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire September 3, 2019 January 14, 2020 Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire December 21, 2017 December 21, 2017 Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying” by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 25, 2017 October 25, 2017 Ted Cruz Sends Trump Zodiac Symbols and Warning: “Do Not Release Those JFK Files” by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire September 13, 2017 September 13, 2017 Ted Cruz Single-Handedly Ruins Porn for Everyone by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire August 27, 2017 August 27, 2017 Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’ by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 31, 2017 July 31, 2017 After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’ by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 17, 2017 May 17, 2017 Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before He Supports Special Prosecutor by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 9, 2017 May 9, 2017 Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’ by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 8, 2017 May 8, 2017 Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum by James Schlarmann
