Taxes

Sen. Warren Proposes 80% ‘Billionaire Twatwaffle Tax’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) unveiled legislation that would institute a new 80% tax on all all wealth accumulated by, as Warren describes them, "billionaire twatwaffles." "Not trying to single any one, singular billionaire twatwaffle out...

Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "Daddy! Daddy! Come quick! I just found a butt load of money, and we can keep it all, Daddy!" ALSO: Trump Thought IRS Stood For “I Repulsed Stormy” The shouts were heard last night, coming from the presidential...

Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying”

Rosie O'Donnell ignited a firestorm of criticism and controversy among the American right-wing of politics when, as Senate Republicans were preparing to rush their massive tax overhaul back to the House of Representatives before a final vote to send...

Trump Wanted To Veto GOP Tax Plan After Finding Out Obama Would Benefit From It Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Independent and non-partisan estimates of the GOP tax plan and overhaul -- that could reach President Trump's desk for signature by the end of the week -- show that it will add roughly $1.5 trillion to...

Senate Republicans Inserted Tax Cut Amendment That Dumps Six Million Dollars On Bob Corker’s Lawn Every Quarter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the hours ticking into minutes, ticking into moments before the passage of a sweeping tax overhaul plan, it was still touch or go with a few Republican senators whose votes were needed to push President...

Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."

Paul Ryan: “Just Kidding! I Love Debt And Deficits!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When the Joint Committee on Taxation -- a non-partisan, official "scorekeeper" of the tax plans proposed in the Senate -- issued a report that anticipates the highly-anticipated Republican tax overhaul plan would add an approximately $1...

Day Trader Doing Coke Off Escort’s Tits Agrees With Chuck Grassley That Poor People Spend Carelessly

HILLTOP, VIRGINIA -- Mitchell McGee is a 39 year old day trader. McGee has four children with two different wives, and is currently single again after his third marriage ended in divorce when his wife caught him in bed with...

Super Wealthy Oil Company CEO: Republican Tax Overhaul Means The Government Finally Works For Him Again

"You'll see how much better this is for all of us when I buy my fifth vacation home."

Trump Cabinet Races Taxpayer Funded Gold Plated Jet Around Lower 48 States ‘For Shits and Giggles’

The Trump Cabinet just loves to fly big jets all over the country at the taxpayer's expense. Now they're racing a big gold jet for fun.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

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