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Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not the president was briefed on Russia's efforts to pay bounties to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, what he did about that briefing, and who else was briefed about the situation is a subject that...

Trump Thought Russians Were Paying the Taliban to Throw Paper Towels at U.S. Soldiers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an administration seemingly built on and fueled by scandal, the administration's latest fiasco has put them in perhaps one of their toughest positions in three years. Over the weekend, an explosive new report in The New...

Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force

CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint "Religious Freedom and Space Task Force" created by the Donald Trump presidential administration. Christ is among hundreds...

Taliban Cleric Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Roy Moore’s Behavior

"We keep trying to tell American Christians we have more in common with them than not."

ISIS, Taliban Issue Joint Statement in Support of Trump’s Transgender Military Ban

President Trump may have angered a lot of Americans with his transgender military ban, but some people in other parts of the world love it.

Betsy DeVos Receives Lovely Congratulatory Edible Arrangement From The Taliban

Religious sycophants of all stripes just love that Betsy DeVos was able to buy her way into the highest levels of government.

Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course

Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian.
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