Syrian Refugees

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Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media

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The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
World News

President Trump Promises To ‘Ooga Booga The F— Outta’ Radical Terrorism

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Don't worry America. Trump's got a plan for defeating terrorism.
MAGA News

Syrian Immigrant: A Boat Full Of Trumps Capsizes And Only One Isn’t A Racist, Would You Save Any Of Them?

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A Syrian American response to the Trumps and their xenophobia.
Immigration

Refugee Happy He Fled Syrian War Zone to Live in American War Zone

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The ubiquity of guns in the U.S. has one Syrian refugee feeling quite at home.
Immigration

Mexican Immigrant Feeling Left Out After GOP’s Hate-Pivot to Muslims

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The story of one Mexican immigrant's sadness at being ignored in their rhetoric by Republicans over their Islamaphobia.
Immigration

4 Year Old Syrian Refugee: ISIS Tried to Recruit Me With Candy, Nick Jr. Shows

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One young Syrian Refugee tells the press about being recruited by ISIS/Daesh.
MAGA News

Trump Surrogate: Let’s Put the Refugees in Our FEMA Camps!

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One Republican is defending another who suggested rounding up Syrian refugees. Where have we heard that before?
Pew Pew!

NRA Exec: Terror Suspects Have Second Amendment Rights Too!

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One NRA executive explains why it's a good thing that terrorists can pass the FBI Background check.
Immigration

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

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One American Muslim ponders when he'll get to make assumptions about Christians like they make about him.
Immigration

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

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God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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