Syria

Humor/Satire

Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller

James Schlarmann -
This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn't speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through.
Humor/Satire

ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order

James Schlarmann -
Terrorist group ISIS has seen President Donald Trump's "religious freedo"m order and they want to have his help writing their own.
Humor/Satire

Hitler Distances Himself From Sean Spicer’s Comments About Hitler

James Schlarmann -
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said something about Hitler so stupid that Hitler himself is distancing himself from Spicer over it.
Humor/Satire

Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine

James Schlarmann -
Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."
Humor/Satire

Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born

James Schlarmann -
A very young Syrian refugee wants out of its home country. But knows that America is weird right now, and it has a plan to get around that.
Humor/Satire

Rand Paul: Trump Getting Putin’s Permission for Syrian Airstrike ‘Close Enough’ For Him

James Schlarmann -
Many Senate Republicans suddenly find themselves okay with Trump warning Vladimir Putin before asking them for permission to bomb Syria.
Humor/Satire

Syrian Child Glad Being Trapped Like a Rat in a Cage Helps Boost Donald Trump’s Approval Ratings

James Schlarmann -
President Donald Trump has started bombing a country he doesn't want to allow refugees to come into the United States from.
Humor/Satire

Archduke Francis Ferdinand Tells World To Not Worry About Russian Ambassador’s Assassination

James Schlarmann -
Archduke Ferdinand is one man who might have a very unique and interesting, relevant opinion on the murder of a Russian Ambassador in Ankara.
Humor/Satire

Syrian Immigrant: A Boat Full Of Trumps Capsizes And Only One Isn’t A Racist, Would You Save Any Of Them?

James Schlarmann -
A Syrian American response to the Trumps and their xenophobia.
Humor/Satire

Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

James Schlarmann -
One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country.
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