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Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Senator Susan Collins is confirming at the time of publication that is being inundated with demands from women all over the planet to "turn in her vadge," one aide said. "Like when the police...

Rosie Defends Tweets To Corker, Collins As “Alternative Lobbying”

Rosie O'Donnell ignited a firestorm of criticism and controversy among the American right-wing of politics when, as Senate Republicans were preparing to rush their massive tax overhaul back to the House of Representatives before a final vote to send...

Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.

Susan Collins Declines Duel With Blake Farenthold, Challenges Him to 1 Meter Dash Instead

Rep. Blake Farenthold has said he's so mad at female senators blocking Obamacare's repeal that he'd do an Aaron Burr on them if they weren't women.

News Alarm: Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair

Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee off the ground?
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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