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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Cruz: Dems ‘Aren’t Entitled’ to Supreme Court Majority ‘Just Because They’re the Majority’

"Do they think their democracy should be representative of their demographics?"

McConnell Blasts Dems for Expanding Supreme Court Instead of ‘Stealing Seats Like Patriots’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the House Democrats introduced legislation that, if passed through the...

Biden Promises to Only Pack the Supreme Court With Two Obamas

DELAWARE -- The subject of "packing" the Supreme Court came up numerous times in...

Last Week, Ted Cruz Met With Trump’s Balls for a Supreme Court Argument Strategy Sesh

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Supreme Court of the United States will not hear the...

Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the Supreme Court put what could be the final...

Supreme Court Decides: ‘Fuck Trump’s Feelings’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In three days, the Electoral College will meet and confer a...

Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing president isn't done filing lawsuits with the Supreme Court....

106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one hundred elected members...

106 House Republicans Sign Brief With Supreme Court Declaring Trump’s Genitals ‘Tasty and Habit-Forming’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the days in both the Trump administration and the Republican...

20 States Sue Texas for Being Embarrassing Morons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Twenty individual states have filed an emergency countersuit against the State...

Texas AG Sues PA, MI, WI, and GA in the Supreme Court for Hurting Trump’s Feelings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States Constitution is quite clear that individual states are...

Trump Tells Supreme Court He ‘Really, Really, Really WANTED to Be President Again’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout his presidency, there has been one word used almost incessantly...

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