Tag: Supreme Court

Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the Overwhelming Minority”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media ...

Taliban Endorses Judge Amy Coney Barrett for Supreme Court Justice

AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban have issued the following statement, in their words “fully and ...

Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, ...

Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In 2019, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three weeks ...

Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, ...

Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — The United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage ...

Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The office of Senator Susan Collins is confirming at the time ...