Tag: Supreme Court of the United States of America
Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has ...
14 Year Old Girl Assures Trump and Pence She Wasn’t Really Using Her Reproductive Rights Yet, Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A 14 year old girl visiting the president and vice president ...
Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia
Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will ...
Chief Justice John Roberts Wonders When He Can Stop Pretending to Care About Black People
Chief Justice John Roberts while eating at Denny's clarifies comments he made in a ...
Justice Scalia ‘Too Focused’ on Gay Sex to ‘Even Think About’ Poor and Sick People
Can Justice Scalia focus well enough to write scorching refutations of modernity on TWO ...
Mississippi Pastor: ‘We’re Bracing for the Nightmare of Adults Loving Other Adults!’
Gay marriage will bring about terrible things like love and compassion, according to one ...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: ‘You’d Have to be On Something to Spend 8 Hours a Day With Those Assholes Too’
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently admitted to being not fully sober at ...
Hitler, Satan Split on Support For Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice
The Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court really is in a lather over ...
Freedom Loving Republicans to Star in Anti-Freedom, Anti-LGBT Documentary
Prominent Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul are going to star in a ...
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