Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia
Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work. […]
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Chief Justice John Roberts Wonders When He Can Stop Pretending to Care About Black People
Chief Justice John Roberts while eating at Denny’s clarifies comments he made in a hearing on Affirmative Action. […]
Justice Scalia ‘Too Focused’ on Gay Sex to ‘Even Think About’ Poor and Sick People
Can Justice Scalia focus well enough to write scorching refutations of modernity on TWO separate subjects? […]
Mississippi Pastor: ‘We’re Bracing for the Nightmare of Adults Loving Other Adults!’
Gay marriage will bring about terrible things like love and compassion, according to one Mississippi man of the cloth. […]
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: ‘You’d Have to be On Something to Spend 8 Hours a Day With Those Assholes Too’
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently admitted to being not fully sober at the 2015 State of the Union, but is that the only time the venerable justice has hit the sauce on the job? […]
Hitler, Satan Split on Support For Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice
The Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court really is in a lather over gay marriage. A hot, steamy, foamy, lather. […]
Freedom Loving Republicans to Star in Anti-Freedom, Anti-LGBT Documentary
Prominent Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul are going to star in a documentary that claims LGBT equality is an attack on Christianity. […]