Super Tuesday

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Man Wonders What Would Happen If Everyone Who Said Sanders Can’t Win Voted Blue No Matter Who

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FT. MODERATION, IDAHO-- Tyler Pessimistanto is a 38 year old American voter, and a registered Democrat. He wasn't always a Democrat. In his lifetime, Tyler has also been a Republican and a registered independent. Tyler considers himself a progressive,...
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Engineers Prepare to Power Down Marco-D2

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Republican android Marco Rubio is in his power down sequence.
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Billionaire Pats Money Pile Gently, Reading Super Tuesday Results

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Super Tuesday's results gave one billionaire reason to cheer.
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Republican Voter Rethinking Trump Support ‘Since He Don’t Even Know Who the Klan Is’

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This guy isn't sure he should vote for Trump if he doesn't know who the KKK is.
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Bernie Sanders Sits Down With Hillary Clinton to ‘Show Her the Ropes’ of Political Revolution

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Bernie Sanders sits down with Hillary to tutor her on political revolution.
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After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle

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Trump taking New Hampshire has forced a lot of changes around the GOP.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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