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Jesus Christ Wonders How Many Poor People You Can Feed for Two Super Bowl Ads

Today, Jesus Hubert Christ held his weekly heavenly press conference. One reporter asked the Son of God about a pair of Super Bowl commercials run by a Christian mega-church. Jesus was not impressed, to say the least. "From what I...

DeSantis Bans Talking About Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show in the Classroom

Singer Rihanna was the marquee star of yesterday's Super Bowl LVII halftime show. During her performance, Rihanna sang a handful of her most popular songs, and also used the opportunity to announce she's pregnant. Many fans of hip-hop and...

Pence: “Clearly What We Need is a Wholesome Halftime Show With Bible Verses and Exposed Penises”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The NFL's Super Bowl Halftime show has become quite a spectacle and is the subject of many opinion pieces both before and after any time an artist or artists perform in it. Perhaps one of the...

Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An errant presidential tweet may lead to the first corporate merger of two states in the country's history. "Look, look, the fact is that I'm a businessman, okay? It might not look like it given my track...

Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team from a visit to the White House, and the team has accepted an offer to be hosted by a different, more popular president, instead. It has...

White House Announces Super Bowl Pre-Game Show Will Feature Tribute To Bowling Green Massacre Victims

During the pre-game show before Super Bowl LI, a tribute to the fallen heroes of the Bowling Green Massacre will air.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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