Super Bowl LII

The Political Garbage Chute

White House Requests Celebratory McNugget Dipping Sauce Lists from Rams and Patriots

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration sent a letter addressed to both the Los Angeles Rams and the New England Cheatriots, ahead of Super Bowl LII, from Mercedez-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. "Because it is literally impossible for us to know...
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Economy Halts As 93% Of Americans Who Don’t Root For Egomaniacal Cheaters Too Hungover To Work After Celebrating Super Bowl LII

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Most people are too hungover after watching the Patriots lose the Super Bowl to go to go work.
The Pastiche Post

Tamale Lahren Will Be On Super Bowl LII Field Before Kickoff, Holding Gun To Players’ Heads So They Stand For Anthem

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Are you ready for some forced nationalissssssssssssssmmmmmmmm?!
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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