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Trump Orders All Removed Confederate Monuments Replaced With Statues of Vladimir Putin

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President Trump has ordered that any statues depicting figures from the Confederate effort in the Civil War be replaced immediately.
The Political Garbage Chute

Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact

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The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more.
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Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders Aloud, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

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Tired of all the efforts to pull down Confederate statues, a Trump supporter goes to Germany for inspiration and is confused by what he doesn't see.
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Trump: “I Like Generals Who Were Traitors and Lost”

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It's easy to understand why Trump is okay with confederate monuments and statues, once you realize the kinds of generals/racists he likes.
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OP-ED: Our Confederate Participation Monuments Need to Be A Safe Space from Liberal Cucks!

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According to the author of this op-ed piece, Confederate monuments being taken down is un-American, wrong, and hurts his fee-fees.
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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