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Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

James Schlarmann -
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal will be the next President of the United States of America. Or, at least that's what Mr. Seagal is telling close friends and relatives after Russian President Vladimir...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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