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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Stephen Miller Shocked To See His Own Reflection In White House Mirror

Stephen Miller was not pleased when he looked in the mirror and saw to his shock and dismay, Stephen Miller staring right back at him.
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Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass

It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.
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Bannon In Negotiations To Commission Clone Army To Round Up Mexicans And Deport Them

If he can't get the National Guard to do it, President Steve Bannon has another idea to start the process of mass deportation.
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Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant

Co-Presidents Bannon and Trump told the organizers of CPAC that they will close out the conservative conference with great fanfare.
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Trump Signs EO Declaring Electoral College Margin Of Victory “Amazing And Historical”

Co-President Donald Trump signed an order relating to his Electoral College victory that he hopes helps the country "move on" from the election last year.
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Trump Gets Go-Ahead From Putin To Make Steve Bannon His Official Co-President

Thanks to Russian President Vladimir Putin giving the approval necessary, Steve Bannon is now officially the Co-President.
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New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English

A new rumor swirling around D.C. implies that top Trump adviser Mike Flynn may be preparing a bilingual letter of resignation.
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Trump Hopes Writing New Muslim Ban In Different Color Crayon Will Make It Legal This Time

If Sub-President Trump signs a new Muslim ban executive order, but in a different color crayon this time, will it pass muster?
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Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media

The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
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Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’

Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.
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Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence

If Trump leaves the room, he wants to know his buddy Steve Bannon can fill-in for him, in case we need to nuke Ohio or something.
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores

President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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