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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Paul Manafort, Pockets Desperately Bulging With Rubles, Claims He’s A Target of ‘Fake News Witch Hunt’

Former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort says his questionable connections to Russia are just a made-up fake news story.

Trump’s Wiretapp Flapp Inspires Him To Demand New Tinfoil Curtains For Entire West Wing

All the hub-bub over his accusations that President Obama ordered an illegal wiretap on him has given Trump a new idea for White House decoration.

Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge

Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.

White House Press Pool To Add Six Additional Microwaves To ‘Encapture-ate All The Kodak Moments’

In order to get even more coverage of the 45th President and Co-Presidents of the United States, the White House purchases six new microwaves.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Changing His Name Back To Lew Alcindor To Skip TSA Scrutiny

The TSA has been stopping Americans with Muslim-looking names so this NBA Hall of Famer wants to change his name back to what it once was.

Stephen Miller Really Wants To Know Where His Precious Is

Where is his precious? He must know where his precious is! Won't you please help White House Senior adviser Stephen Miller find his precious?

Confused Trump Doesn’t Know Where “S.B.” Monogrammed Presidential Towels Came From

Co-President Donald Trump found some new monogrammed towels in the bathroom at the White House and he wants to know where they came from.

Congress To Launch Probe Into Why Steve Bannon’s Hands Smell Like President Trump’s Ass

Many people are saying that Steve Bannon's hands have an awfully suspicious scent on them, and Congress wants to find out why.

Stephen Miller Pushing Trump To Open D.C. Blood Bank Inside The White House

Citing his special dietary needs, White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller is hoping Trump and Bannon will build a new bank.

Sean Spicer To Undergo Breakthrough Tongue Untying Surgery

Sean Spicer often has problems getting his words out during press briefings, but is all that about to change?

President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid

The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...