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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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U.S. Marshalls Begin Checking Under Bridges for Steve Bannon

Former Trump campaign manager and White House adviser Steve Bannon is hiding out from...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Bannon and Kolfage’s Prosecution

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When Donald Trump entered the 2016 presidential race, he did...

Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech

The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020 national convention with...

Trump Signs Executive Order Making All His Future Bowling Scores 300s

In his latest executive order, President Trump wants to ensure his legacy as a premier bowler remains intact after he's left office.

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist that women can't...

Trump Has “Fire and Fury” Transcribed Into Pictures So He Can Understand Which Parts To Call Fake News

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite heavy pressure from his bully pulpit, President Donald Trump was...

Anthony Scaramucci Publishes “Not Much Happened,” A Memoir Of His Time In The White House

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Blue Lens Publishing has announced that they have struck a deal...

PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director

For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.

Steve Bannon Comes Out From Under His Bridge With Box of Personal Effects

It's curtains for Steve Bannon as the White House Chief Strategist. We got a firsthand peek into what was in his box of personal items.

Steve Bannon Orders Tiki Torches for White House Party Honoring Confederate Victory

One of the president's top advisers wants to throw a party at the White House and he needs a boatload of new tiki torches.

Bannon Tells Trump They’ll Have to ‘Settle for a Nuclear Holocaust’

It might not be the kind of holocaust he envisioned when he guided Trump to the White House, but a nuclear war with Korea still makes Bannon smile.

House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs

New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...