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Friend of Las Vegas Shooting Victim Calls Bill O’Reilly The ‘Price of Not Being Allowed To Punch Douchebags In The Dick”

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Former Fox News host and current sexual predator Bill O'Reilly says that mass shootings are "the price of freedom," and this guy calls BS.
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God Tells Pat Robertson: No One Respects Trump ‘So Shut Up You Doddering Douche’

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Televangelist Pat Robertson believes God punished America for disrespecting Trump by allowing the Las Vegas shooting to happen. God disagrees.
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Trumper Confused Where Paddock Got His Guns From Since Obama Took Them All

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Las Vegas shooter Stephen Paddock had an arsenal at his disposal. But one right-wing podcaster thinks Barack Obama might be to be blame.
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Republican Unsure He Should Be Proud His Policies Enabled ‘Libtard Cuck Killer’ Stephen Paddock

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Stephen Paddock, the shooter in the Las Vegas massacre, was able to obtain his firearms thanks in part to policies advocated by the GOP for years.
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Wayne LaPierre: ‘What Happened in Vegas Should Stay In Vegas and Not Be Talked About Anywhere Else, Ever Again’

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The NRA's top spokesman, Wayne LaPierre, admonishes Americans to not think about doing anything rash in the wake of the Las Vegas shooting.
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Trump Blames Vegas Shooting On Obama Not Confiscating Shooter’s Guns

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Moments after addressing the nation in the wake of the largest mass shooting in American history, President Donald Trump told the press pool back in the Oval Office he puts "a bigly amount of the blame"...
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Trump Supporter Confused Why “Travel” Ban Didn’t Prevent Las Vegas Act of Terror

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After the deadliest mass shooting in American history in Las Vegas, one right-winger is very confused about it's implications for Trump's travel ban.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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