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5 Year Old Guatemalan Girl Pretty Adorable In Her Wee Cage Inside Her Sweet Little Concentration Camp

RIO DE VERGONZOSO, TEXAS -- She's frightened, terrified, even. She's lonely most of the time, and she's convinced at this point she may never see her parents again. But even five year old Consuela Mayor has to admit that...

Outgoing DHS Secretary Nielsen Making One Last Run to Petco for Dog/Migrant Child Crates

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen announced she was leaving the Trump administration. Secretary Nielsen took to Twitter, however, to further announce that she would be staying on as DHS Secretary until...

Trump Orders Congress To Make “Fascist Toady” Protected Class Like Race, Religion, Sexual Preference

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump issued an "Official Presidenting Decree" from the Oval Office this morning, demanding that Congress immediately pass legislation that bars discrimination based on "being a member of a lying, fascist crime syndicate and/or presidential administration." "I...

After Iran Deal, Trump Eyes Pulling Out Of Emancipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump followed through on one of his loudest and most often repeated campaign promises when he announced that he was directing the U.S. to leave the Iran nuclear weapons deal that was orchestrated...

Trump Demands Mexico Change Hurricane Jose Name to “Joe”

President Donald Trump sent a sternly worded telegram to the Mexican president demanding an immediate name change for Hurricane Jose.

PewDiePie In Consideration For White House Comms Director

For YouTuber PewDiePie, being caught inserting Nazi imagery into his videos and shouting the N-word may not be the end of his career after all.

Bannon Tells Trump They’ll Have to ‘Settle for a Nuclear Holocaust’

It might not be the kind of holocaust he envisioned when he guided Trump to the White House, but a nuclear war with Korea still makes Bannon smile.

Stephen Miller Reassures Trump Supporters He Puts His Nazi Uniform On ‘One Leg At A Time, Too’

Sure, Stephen Miller grew up with incredible white and wealth privilege, but that doesn't make him any different than run of the mill American Nazis.

Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller

This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn't speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through.

NASA Asks Trump to Take Down Fake Fake Moon Landing Picture from Oval Office

Alex Jones gave President Trump a falsified fake moon landing photo, and NASA is not happy about it.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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