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State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Owing to a "need to keep the president's ego unbruised," Secretary of State Mike Pompeo officially declared the city of Slamdick as the capital of Thighland. MORE: Local Idiot Still President "It's my very big privilege and honor...

State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin

The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department's website functions.

International Arms Dealer Proud of Hillary Clinton’s Bold Stance Against the NRA

Hillary Clinton has a fan in the international arms trade.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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