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Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum

James Schlarmann -
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- Over the weekend, word broke that Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) gave President Donald Trump a special gift -- a jar containing his favorite Starburst candies -- after noticing that Trump was only eating strawberry and cherry...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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