Star Wars

Palpatine Declares Himself Chancellor With Millions of Votes Left to Count From Outer Rim

CORUSCANT -- Naboo Senator Sheev Palpatine has declared himself the winner of the Republic's election, and says he is now the rightful Chancellor of the Senate. There's just one problem with that, though. There are still millions of votes...

Pat Robertson: “You Will Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest themselves too heavily in the sci-fi space opera. Robertson specifically was concerned about a new...

Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, fans of the iconic film franchise Star Wars are celebrating the legacy of a movie series that spawned billions of dollars in box office and retail merchandise sales. The celebration within the fandom takes place every year...

Trump Calls William Shatner and Congratulates Him on 40 Years of Star Wars

The iconic film Star Wars: A New Hope celebrates its 40th Anniversary today, and the president wanted to congratulate one of its stars.

Putin Asks Trump To Oversee Final Construction Of Large Battle Station In First Hundred Days

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reprotedly reached out to President-Elect Donald Trump to personally oversee a construction project.

Ben Carson’s Reaction to “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”: Where’s Spock and the TARDIS?

Ben Carson liked the new "Star Wars" film, but felt it was missing a couple key characters.

5 Ways Obama Has Totally Destroyed the Constitution

How has Obama destroyed the Constitution? We have five ways right here, pal.

5 Things Ted Cruz Hated About the “Star Wars” Trailer

Senator Ted Cruz tells The Political Garbage Chute five things he did NOT like about the new Star Wars trailer.

5 Things The Lame Duck Congress Will Address Before Finishing Their Term (VIDEO)

If we know this Congress, they'll definitely put the "lame" in "lame duck."

My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul

An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.
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Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha male MAGA conservative." Mr. Pewpsin...
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