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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

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During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge

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One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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