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Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

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WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is sworn in as the Speaker of the House for the 116th Congress of the United States of America, Nancy Pelosi wants to be sworn-in by non other than...
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Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he will not seek re-election, and 2018 will be his final year in Congress. When Republican John Boehner left the House of Representatives in 2015, he...
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Trump, Paul Ryan Met To Discuss Most Economical Flavors of Cat Food For Social Security Recipients

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Paul Ryan meets with President elect Trump to discuss Social Security's future.
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Shocker! Obama Says 57th Time’s the Charm and Will Repeal Obamacare Now

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Has Obama agreed to repeal Obamacare?
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Paul Ryan: “HJ-a-Day” is Deal Breaker for His Speaker Run

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Paul Ryan has a LOT of historically significant demands in order to accept the role of Speaker of the House.
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On His First Day as Speaker, Paul Ryan Has Promised To Do These Three Things

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Paul Ryan sent his caucus a bullet-pointed list of three things he will get done in the first 24 hours he is Speaker of the House.
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Paul Ryan Demands Goose That Lays Golden Eggs as Condition of Speakership

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Paul Ryan once saw geese that laid golden eggs, and he's demanding one now as payment for his speakership.
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Tea Party/GOP Establishment Set Rules for Upcoming Rumble Over Speakership

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Who will win the GOP rumble between the establishment and the Tea Party caucus?
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Paul Ryan Says He’ll Be Next Speaker, But Only If Chaffetz Can ‘Out-Bench’ Him

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Do you even Speaker, Paul Ryan?
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This Trash Fire Wants to Be Speaker of The House, But Can It Win?

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Can one unusual entity come from obscurity to become the next Speaker of the House?
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