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Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that "one bigly reason" he supports the push for the return to coal as opposed to renewable energy solutions like solar is that the production and implementation of "too many"...

5 Reasons Big Blow is Hiding the Windmill Cancer Cure From Us

A couple weeks back, we published an article that contained six of the most important and dangerous warning signs that you may have windmill cancer. This very real, extremely non-fictional disease claims the lives of so many people each...

Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous, extremely highly placed contact within the Donald Trump administration has indicated that there is growing unease between the president and his First Lady. "Look, we're talking, like, way bigly on the downlow here, okay? I...
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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