Socialism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references to "capitalism" from the United States Constitution by the end of next week, according to a new order just signed by President Joe Biden in the Oval Office...

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35 year old right-wing writer Bill Wickidildaugh knows it's that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a dangerous socialist who was indoctrinated by her higher-education into being an ignorant moron communist...

A small town Republican has fallen in love with Trumpcare because he sees it as free market eugenics.

Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual gift distribution program. Times are changing, indeed.

The October employment numbers are in, and Republicans do not like them, but not because they aren't good.

Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.

Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA -- There are few states redder than Louisiana is. Citizens of the Creole Capital of the World enjoy the loosest and most lax gun laws imaginable, income taxes are incredibly low, as are corporate and sales taxes....

Another spectacularly large group of people showed up to show their support for Bernie Sanders, who clearly none of them will vote for next year.

Republicans react to President Barack Obama's economy having another month with nearly 300,000 jobs added and the unemployment number dropping further.