Social Security

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Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

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"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."
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Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The Trump Distractions

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Speaker of the House Paul Ryan really wants to do the job he was elected to do, but all of the distractions from the Trump camp are gumming up the works.
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Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To Mar-A-Lago

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Trump loves his "Southern White House" at Mar-A-Lago so much, he's willing to go to great lengths to keep weekending there.
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Trump, Paul Ryan Met To Discuss Most Economical Flavors of Cat Food For Social Security Recipients

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Paul Ryan meets with President elect Trump to discuss Social Security's future.
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Paul Ryan Offers To Pay For More Benghazi Hearings By Cutting Social Security

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"Will some seniors die if they don't have access to medicine and food? Sure. But I can't help but shrug a little bit."
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CEO of Pet Food Company Endorses Paul Ryan for President

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Charles Koch and this man want Paul Ryan to be the Republican nominee.
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Doesn’t Change A Thing: Crazy, Unelectable, SOCIALIST Surges To Top of NH Polls

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A totally meaningless poll shows Bernie leading Hillary. Pffft. Like that means anything.
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