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Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the world, despite being the third most powerful man in the world behind President Donald Trump and Actual President Vladimir Putin. He puts his pants on...
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North Carolina Catholic Republican Wants Religious Freedom to Perform Inquisitions

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One North Carolina man wants his religious freedoms extended even further.
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Migrant Workers Flood Bible Belt States, Filling Vacated County Clerk Positions

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Who will fill the holes left by highly-principled religious bigots? Migrant workers perhaps?
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How One Man’s Straight Marriage Was Totally Ruined By Gay Marriage

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One man's harrowing ordeal, losing his straight marriage to gay marriage.
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Rand Paul: ‘Obama Wants to Put the Government Between Your Kids and Your Bulls**t Pseudoscience!’

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Rand Paul weighed in on gay conversion therapy at a recent campaign stop in Georgia.
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46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram

Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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