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Alabama’s Women Have 24 Hours to Register Their Womb in New Uterine Database

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COUSINFUCKERS, ALABAMA -- Women in Alabama have roughly one day to get their genitals and reproductive systems registered with the new statewide database of female sex parts that was created as part of the Yellowhammer State's sweeping new anti-abortion...
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Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

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Republicans in Texas are enlisting science in the name of shrinking government.
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George Santos Announces Kitara Ravache Will Handle His Committee Assignments

Congressman George Santos (Q-NY) has had a pretty rough start to his freshman year in the House of Representatives. Before...
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